thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly: Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
shutupburnout: the best remedy for a dry mouth is a wet pussy
JohnJohnnyyJohn: stoneyxochi: we need to start... →
stoneyxochi: we need to start teaching the youth that there’s nothing wrong with waking up in the morning and going to work and coming home tired. there’s nothing wrong with being that person, flipping burgers or pouring beers or cleaning houses or fixing cars. there’s nothing wrong with…